Some jokes heard recently

There are 3 Malaysian that just passed away lately.. and they need to meet St Pete to decide whether are they going to heaven or hell...

The 3 of them are:
1) Ling Liong Sek
2) Samy Veloo
3) Mahathir

3 of them where given a task. They need to walk through a bridge that was made of strings that is thin and light as our hair, and if they go through they are able to go to heaven.

Rules:
the more you sink the more sins you have and you need to go to hell to cleans your sins before coming back to heaven again.

So, the first person Mr Ling went on th bridge and straightaway he sink till his knees after taking his first step, so he went to hell.

The second person Mr Samy, took his steps and he sink totally and there is no shadows of him around.

The third person Mr M, took his path and suprisely he passed the test and successfully gone through the bridge and manage to go to heaven..

After sometimes, when St Pete play back the CCTV in heaven and he found out that while the test was being done for Mr M, there is someone below the bridge and that is Mr Samy. He carries him along the bridge...

So what have you understand from this story?

Source: Kiasu.com